Elevator etiquette...

One quick blog about a huge pet peeve of mine that has been happening quitea bit!! People in elevators! I will admit that I am one of those peoplethat get on the elevator and push the close button as quickly as I can.Even if I see someone coming (or running) to the elevator to catch the sameone that I am on. I will totally slam the doors in their face! I cannotstand when someone boards the lift on a floor and goes up or down only onefloor! WTF? USE THE FUCKING STAIRS! If you are going to go one floor it would be almost as quick, if not faster, to haul your fat ass down thestairs as you probably could use the exercise anyway! I, myself, have a twofloor rule. If I am going up or down two floors then I take the stairs.Easy enough. Also, another issue that just really chaps my hide is when Iam trying to get off the elevator and either one or more people try and geton before I get out! AHHHHHHHHH! WTF? It isn't like the lift is going toleave in the 2.2 seconds it take me to get out. WAIT until people leavebefore you get on. Total common courtesy. And one last thing....turn offthat STUPID bluetooth headset and hang up the damn phone. Everyone knows there is no one on the other line so stop pretending like you are someonespecial-cause ya ain't! Now do you see why I desperately try to close thedoors....my own piece of mind.